Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Rehani is NB!!!

Or is she?

I'd beg to differ.

There have been accusations, allegations, discussions and debate on the actual veracity of Rehani's identity. There are some who swear that it's NB and they insist so blindly with as much conviction as the donkey who brays for its food.

I for one know for a fact that the 20 year old girl Rehani who has a strong headed opinion on most matters islam-related or otherwise, is NOT the often misunderstood and outspoken NB.

Yet I fail to see the point in attaching such importance to whether or not they were one and the same person when their blogs generate posts meant for reading and commenting on. Why cast assumptions and querry into the dubiousness of their identities when they themselves insist that they are who they say they are?

The situation in itself reminds me of society and its general tendency to judge, misjudge and then insist that the lie is the truth and the truth is the lie, regardless of whether or not the facts speak for themselves. Very often, NB who exposes the truth for what it is, finds himself in hotwater while Rehani picks on the most controversial topics that would make any peace-loving blogger throw daggers at her just for her outlandish content!

Rehani isn't NB and NB isn't Rehani. I'm sure of that.

So let's just leave those two alone and let them carry on blogging, shall we?

38 comments:

  1. hey, just wanted to say that we've got enough and more evidence that NB and Rehani are indeed the same person... you're not the first person that this 'NB' fellow has fooled and you will certainly not be the last. I just beg you to be careful with what you share with him, since he's a renown backstabber...

    -A Friend of NB's...

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  2. NB is a backstabber and A Friend of NB's is backstabbing Anonymously ?
    Can we have the evidence please dear ANONYMOUS ?

    - A Lover of NB's...

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  3. Dear anonymous 1, thank you for sharing what you shared with me and warning me. I know it's said with a good heart. My confusion lies in the evidence. As anoymous 2 says, if I may know what that evidence is, I'd be able to convince myself to the contrary..

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  4. I think we should stop breaking our heads over playing detective on Rihani/NB .What is important here is to understand that Rihani is no better than NB himself. By touching nasty/controvertial subjects,seems what she/he want is attention. We should totally neglect her and that is the best justice, we can do for her.

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  5. A closer look at both blogs reveal two simple truths.

    1- They resemble each other subtly.
    2- They are different subtly.

    In the absence of any other solid technical proof, one may come to the conclusion Rehani and NB are 2 different entities but both chronically ill possibly suffering the same illness of attention.

    Wait, they are both Bohras. That means they are both stupid. All bohras are stupid, atleast the ones i know are totally stupid.

    They are best ignored.

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  6. Mr.Anonymous, all Bohras are not stupid but I agree with you when you say that this lady is searching for publicity. Let's ignore this person and God forgive religion-maniacs like this. This world is mature enough to live without religions

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  7. Anonymous 3 I guess you have your right to your opinion. Anonymous 4, I guess it's not fair to say bohras are stupid. I know some really smart and nice ones who are decent and refined...

    Hi Roshan.. I tthink religion is man made. God on the other hand, isn't. And neither is philosophy.

    Personally I haven't encountered NB as a nasty person. On the contrary he has been pretty civil.

    I don't know Rehani well enough but I don't have a bad word to say about her either, although she tends to blog on controversial topics which I guess is her prerogative.

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  9. //recovers from a violent attack of nausea. Holds the wall as he retches out the last drops of vomit each weighing a ton.// "Why did someone have to do something so nauseus?"

    "Anonymous said...

    A closer look at both blogs reveal two simple truths.

    1- They resemble each other subtly.
    2- They are different subtly.
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    This anonymous guy, and his split personality NB, obviously think sri lankans are so entertainment and concerned starved to want to disect the difference between NB's silly attempts at attention, and rehani's silly attempts at attention.

    Just Chilling, i thought you talked sense, untill this post.

    "NB, exposing the truth as is?" Just Chilling, there are lots of people who have changed the world by voicing dissent, constructively. Like Lasantha.

    NB's style is unproductive at best, and ego-centric and malicious very often.

    He very often knows a significant amount of everything, but never enough of any single thing to actually do anythign than talk about it.

    If NB has love to offer th world, we will take it. if NB has ideas to offer the world, we will take it. If Nb has the ideas,and commitment to bring about change in the world, we will take it.

    Bitching might be worth your respect JC, but it's not worth mine. I'll give it to the homless 70 yr old guy who reverses cars in to green cabin car park, because he talks less and does more.

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  10. "someone Important", I fail to see exactly where N.B has bithced... there is no evidence of bitching in his blog.. I guess that's why I particularly see no reason to attack him or analyse him. And I really don't think N.B is Rehani!

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  11. There was once a prostitute. She met a client. Who had a son. Who fell in love with her. And they married. five years down the line, a middle aged man who visited the market wanted to have sex with her. She decided she had changed. He spread rumours calling her a slut having seduced him, and having serviced him. Over time, people found it easy to believe him. They laughed at her and jeered at her, bringing to dust the years of effort she had put in to build her reputation.

    They found it easy to believe the man because what he said they had heard before, it was a half truth, but no less dangerous than a lie.

    Every post i read that NB writes he writes in half truths that damage, and cater to the cliches and information living in people's heads. I saw him write things that used to be sometime, somewhere but are no more about the advertising industry.

    His motives for this could be just frustration, or to jus bring him in to the arena of marketing leaders- something his talents have not brought him in to, just his bitching.

    i saw him hurl personal insults at people, calling them gays and homosexuals and all sorts of names. There was never a worse stone thrower and someone more self righteous than he was.

    Though laughing at these people's lack of ethics,his own posts never displayed a single aorta of concern for the bloggers and writers he attacked. his language was foul, but his attitude was worse.

    The only times he wrote with politeness or affection, i had noticed was when he wanted to win a blogger to his own side.

    Like trying to sweet talk a blogger i know.

    It's funny how the blog that was supposedly attckign him, wrote poems that kept dropping his laurels (studied at harvard, studied at monash) and showing the best pictures of his family possible.

    Personally, we don't want to see any kith and kin of his, and have only sympathy for them to have to live under one roof with him.

    He has now even taken his stupid writings to another address. He is nothing but a common whiner.

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  12. ANyway just chilling, i don't want to waste a minute of my life talking about NB. All the best in being his friend. other than the few names he drops in his blogs, i doubt he has many.

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  13. @ someone important,

    Someone important is not so important ad guru at leo burnette colombo office, one of the many gays employed by you know who. No wonder he thinks i am rehani. Dude, if i wanted attention, i would do so using my original blog, lets face it, that has better readership than anyone else's on kottu. As such there was no need for another blog. I think i have better things in life than this silly blog fight thing. You don't know me, have never met me, don't know what i look like, therefore please don't judge me. You are only making a fool of yourself judging a person whose blog you have hardly read. Clean up your head. You need psychiatric therapy. get some professional help. No harm in it. people do go crazy when they work at Leo burnette. Cure it.

    As for rehani, you should clarify that with Indi, not with me. Ask him who she is, ofcourse you may have to kiss his ass a bit, nonethless its worth it now that you are so keen on inventing this nuclear secret.

    One last time I repeat, NB is not Rehani. There are many on Kottu who do know who we are and that we are two different entities. Read around dude. I pitty you.

    Rehani is a wannabe NB :-) I am glad I have inspired people like her to carry on my legacy !!

    Oh waaaiiit... Rehani also exists because of Google Ads. She is smart. See how subtle and cunning her Ad placements are. I would also like to think Bailaman is Rehani. Could be. I don't know, but I am guessing like you donkeys do. Baila man & Rehani exist for Google Ads, their navigation bars disabled, they choose controversial topics, they place google ads so subtly one can not differenciate them coz the lay out is such using the same colour for posts and Ad links thereby misleading the readers. I can tell you they are smart kids. Look at their blogs carefully.

    If you have any other proof other than your silly guess work, assumption and suspicions and conspiracy theories, please do provide them. I am at your disposal to look into it. Don't worry, you can prove that to me. if not, please get a life without breaking your head over things not relevant to you. Do you hear me ? get lost you someone not so important.

    @ Just Chillings,
    hey thanks for the post :-) I saw your comment on my blog. Let's see. Life is pretty hectic thesedays. Hope everything's OK with you. Take care. God bless :-)

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  14. I just noticed btw, someone had replied "a lover of NB's". Seriously Nibras bawa, you are really more pathetic than i thought (whcih was very pathetic). Oh btw, why don't you try and buy over our company:D i remember you had said something of the sort to someone once. I see the fundamental flaw you have in brand building. You lack respect for the audience. The results show in the biggest brand you've built (if not the only one) your self so far. Rebrand it nibras.

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  15. well done NB. for finding out who i am. i hope you just looked through the boldly displayed tags in my blog and didn't try to buy over the Ip office or something:D I care less for your posts than whose name you blog under (and that is very, very, very little).

    Btw, NB being important is not about what job you hold. it's about what you want to do for the world, and what impact you make on it's people. TC

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  16. Oh nb, it has better readership than anyone else's on Kottu? dude i didn't even know it exists. do you honestly think people wait around waiting to see the new Nb post? Dude, you talk about redefining things, the only thing you redefine is stuppidity.

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  17. @ someone important,

    hah hah... seriously dude you are a bigger loser than i initially thought. I never leave anonymous comments on any blogs. People know it, too bad you don't. Anyway, I wanted to buy your company? Good joke. I wouldn't accept it even if i was given at ZERO price levels.

    I found out who you were coz i always knew idiots from Leo were as hysterical as you sounded. Come on yeah.. I don't need an IP address detective agency when your stupidity is so apparent.

    Truth is there are many people out there cashing in on NB's controversial brand image. They all use it for Google Ads whereas I am not carrying even one google ad. Lets face it dude, its all about money end of the day. People using my name and the controversy around it to generate some income for themselves. Smart eh ?

    So you are accepting who you are? See machang, don't be stupid. If i can trace you with one comment, it doesn't take me 24 hours to strip your identity online. But i won't. From my small days i am kind of allergic to gay buggers. So i won't come your way. But i know you wanna have some dildo act with me. I suggest you suck your boss's dick than dreaming of mine. Sorry I am a little expensive. I don't entertain idiots like yourself. Here i end... Nice knowing you gay dude :-) Take care. Mmmmwah.. Good night & sweet dreams :-)

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  18. so much for your NB not ever making bitchy or nasty commetns Just chilling. check out he last para of the previous post. in the first para he is replying a joke with seriousness that's out of context (but then he generally takes himself seriously (the biggest joke ever) and he even makes a childish comnent.

    "See machang, don't be stupid. If i can trace you with one comment, it doesn't take me 24 hours to strip your identity online. But i won't. "

    Aiyo. sad.


    "From my small days i am kind of allergic to gay buggers. So i won't come your way. But i know you wanna have some dildo act with me. I suggest you suck your boss's dick than dreaming of mine. Sorry I am a little expensive. I don't entertain idiots like yourself. Here i end... Nice knowing you gay dude :-) Take care. Mmmmwah.. Good night & sweet dreams :-"


    That's the most disgusting piece of writing i have ever come across. But then lucky for him, he is being read. What a mood killer. SHould have stuck to work. :D

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  19. @ Nb for the nth time, you didn't have to trace my identity you idiot, it's on my blog. Anyway, please don't reply, you make me unwell:D

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  20. Oh dear... never anticipated this pow wow.
    Having said that, in conclusion, I have to say, N.B isn't Rehani and I'm so sure of that I'm sticking to it.

    I'm always someone who believes in the freedom of expression and speech... that said, I don't intend you (someone important) to get hurt by words : (

    I guess the reason why N.B lashed out is because you had it in for him with your long comment. It kind of warranted a reply.

    "I'll give it to the homless 70 yr old guy who reverses cars in to green cabin car park, because he talks less and does more." - that's a beautiful thought "someone important"..

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  21. "I guess the reason why N.B lashed out is because you had it in for him with your long comment"

    oh poor him. I'm sorry. he is as we all know, not one used to criticsm (taking it or giving it) cheers.

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  22. anyway NB, im sorry if anythign that i said was unwarranted. happy blogging.

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  23. @ someone important,

    Oh.. Cool.. finally ? Its OK :-) But if they have given you a medical insurance cover at Leo Burnette, you probably should make use of it. Usually those insurance policies cover psychological disorders too.. Not sure how that works at Leo Colombo though. Anyway yeah.. Lets maintain peace :-)

    @ Just chills,
    Thanks. Just to let you know the comment on padashow blog was not by me. Saw it now only. It uses my name, but you know technology can be misused. You know i wouldn't leave such comments about you right ? :-) Someone playing there.

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  24. Thanks for the advice. If anyone knows about psychological disorders, it has to be you.

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  25. We're maintaining peace now right? :)

    And yes N.B, I saw the comment but knew something wasn't right :-)

    "Someone Important", : ) Rehani isn't NB because NB has a male vibe, Rehani has a female vibe. They each have those unique gender-based vibes, "someone important" .. I can feel it almost instantly when they speak which is another reason that backs my claim that Rehani ISN'T Nb...!

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  26. @ jc - i never said rehani was nb. You'll see that and my reason for the ranting in my first comment, if you so wanted.

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  27. @ JC - you kissed NB's ass as passionatelypatient and now you're kissing Rehani's butt crack as JC...! I'm sure you're an expert on what vibes they give out cos you have your nose stuck so far up their ass!!

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  28. "You know i wouldn't leave such comments about you right?"

    Of course you wouldn't NB, afterall little miss pationately patient has her tongue quite firmly stuck up your ass giving you a rim job yeah?

    just like the thomian swimming coach used to teach you how to do

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  29. I understand, "Someone Important". I was just making a public declaration that I just felt Rehani isn't NB.

    Anonymous you always find the time to go through my posts and comments. All I can say is "up yours" :D

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  30. @ JC - "Up Yours"

    Is that what you said to NB just before sticking your tongue up his ass?

    or are you offering me a rim job too? :D

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  31. Anonymous if you have studied the Linguistics of language you're know that there are various definitions to the cliche "up yours". I'm sorry that you've chosen to go for the gay maning :)

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  32. i actually fail to see where anonymous has gone for the gay meaning. He could just be exposing the truth for what it is.

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  33. You've gone for the gay meaning too :D
    "up yours" meant in a different context is actually a compliment!

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  34. Obviously no one's ever given you a rim job JC... trust me, its not just a gay thing!

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  35. Hey JC, you shud ask your good friend NB about them... I hear the Thomian swimming coach used to love the one's NB gave him in the dressing rooms!

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  36. Now that I know who you are "anonymous" ... please do leave comments under your real name (paul blacker) as you so proudly displayed in another post. I bear no grudge.

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